Week 16: 525,600 minutes

Reflecting on 2016, it been over all very swell. I mean I can just remember working out with my brothers every day in the summer, and I also remember making Trillers with them. Which this also bring up the bad of 2016, both Stone and Mason leaving me at home alone with just mom who is going crazy without them. She has flipped out on me for literally not going to the store with her, she takes out missing my brother on me. Moving on from that, a positive note of 2016 would be track, this season was so much fun. Lets be for real though, when don't I enjoy track? Things have changed a lot since last year, I thought I was getting smarter with my choice of men. However, I was definitely wrong. I will surely try to change that for next year!

Week 15: Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

Around age 12 I really enjoyed going outside and playing in the snow and creating who knows what. The best thing I probably have built in my days would be an amazing snow made igloo. Not going to lie inside of that thing it was warmer and I could actually sit in it. For 3 days I would just go outside and literally do nothing for 2.5 hours but sit in my igloo. You think the igloo would have been melting like the other snow. However, since it was packed tightly it lasted about 5 days. Another one of my great snow creations would have been this snowman I built at age 14. This wasn't your average snowman, it was taller than me and huge. It was super hard and heavy to get the giant snow head on so we had to use a ramp to roll it up. Not even kidding, if you would have drove down the Lowpoint road you would have seen a monsterous looking snowman. It took probably around 3.5 hours to make, but in the end it was worth it!

Week 14: Under the floor boards

Creek. It's just your small bean coming at you, currently making my way down this trap door. Turning on my flashlight the first thing I find down here made me real salty. THEY HAVE A SECRET SMOOTHIE KING. It's like while I'm over here getting an education every day and having Smoothie King withdraws they've been hiding this from me. Yeah. I'm not that happy. So I kept walking and what do I find now? I find a secret game room area. They've got a pool table, air hockey, Foosball, darts, card games (including cards against humanity), and a giant T.V. with a comfortable couch a few feet behind it. I was shocked, like the teachers tell us that they go into the teachers lounge but no, they have been going down into this fun filled room. Then I found Fahs, Hudson and Devlin relaxing down there playing a friendly game of darts. They convinced me if I didn't tell anyone then I could come down whenever I wanted when no one would be watching. Obviously I accepted that deal because man they king is down there!

Week 13: You Day Parade

A parade thrown on my behalf would be themed, isn't it obvious? Smoothie King, oh yes and specifically we are the strawberry shredder skinny. There would be balloons of smoothies, protein bars, water bottles, streamers (many different colors), and exploding boxes with confetti. Invited to ride on this wondrous float to sing would be Hannah Montana (not Miley but Hannah because she was always lowkey my favorite). Of coarse we would have the best back up dancers dancing by her. Since Hannah would be singing on the main level of the float, I will sit in a chair raised up on the second level. I would be waving to everyone below me like I am some special person, when in reality nope it's just me, Madison Darrow. Beside me I would have Taylor, Brennen, Taylor, Jessica, and Mini Mak. Where is the wonderful parade you ask that we are in? We managed to get into the Macy's Day Parade in New York! We will be on the news, and riding along the same path as many celebrities. Catch us on TV!

Week 12: Thorns and Roses

Man oh man, thinking back on the week whew I can't remember much of it. However, i do remember some thorns and  roses of this week. One rose for sure would be basketball, I am SO happy that basketball has started. I just love going to practice, seeing my buds from Henry and being able to ball up. A thorn from this week would be defiantly the presidential election. Not the fact that I really minded whether Clinton or Trump was our president, it was the fact of hearing everyone complain and talk about it. MAN that was surely annoying! Another rose for my week would probably be not having to work this Friday night OR Saturday night! I must say, that never happens (shout out to basketball for making my life good again)

Week 11: Can you read my mind

BLOOP. Wow, I somehow managed to hitch hike in Brennen's mind. First off I would chose Brennen's mind to hitch hike in because I could learn much about him. I could see if the rumors I hear about him are true. I would also want to hitch hike in his mind because I could know what really goes on in that potatoes head. I could find out what he thinks during school, how he feels about his classes and maybe understand him more. Even though we know each other quite well you can never put yourself in their shoes. So with this I could understand his life at home. I could also understand his sleep schedule, since he doesn't sleep much at night I might be able to understand why he comes home after school and sleeps from 3.30-10. But either way he's just a silly little guy and I guess he's okay.

Week 10: Grim Grinning Ghost Came Out to Socialize

POOF! Well I guess that's my transformation from a human to a ghost and now I have to start life all over. So since it is Halloween time and everyone is going to haunted houses I would probably make my first stop there. I would be scaring all of the people there. On Halloween day I would go out and scare some children that would be trick or treating. Being who I am I would actually put a sheet over my head and act like I would be just another child trick or treating. After Halloween though, I would probably be a friendly ghost. I mean I would definitely try to make some ghosts friends too because we all know that I am always talking and need people to talk to. Anyways from there I would do whatever my friends would want to do, even if that meant haunting a person.

Week 9: Your Wish is my Command

So I came across this super lit genie named Pablo and he's giving me 3 wishes for other people. First off the first wish I would grant would be for Laible and I would grant her the wish to be happy around large groups of people. I would do this because the poor gal can't go to the mall or even Walmart for that matter because she hates people and can't stand them. My next wish would be for Hofstatter, I would wish for her that she could just be a happy little potato and finish school already and become the bestest little pilot driving woman I would know. Because she has been stressed lately and loves her some planes this would be so nice and relaxing for her, My last wish would be for Brennen, I would wish for him that his mom never had a stroke and for him to never be excluded or even lonely. I just want him to be a happy little potato :(

Week 8: Home is where the Heart is

Home is a place that makes me happy and a place where I can just relax. My home is located in Lowpoint Illinois, in a small little house that has been in the process of being built for 4 years now. Home is where many memories have been made between my brother and I. I remember when Stone, Mason and I were all just little small beans and Mason used to egg Stone and I on and say that I was stronger than Stone. So for Mason's entertainment he would make me and Stone wrestle until one of us cried, but he would only do this when Mom and Dad weren't home and he was babysitting. Another memory between us would be when Mason and I were acting like we were fighting and he ran me into a scentsy pot and we broke it and got the stuff on the wall.

Week 7: I found him.. no wait!?

Where is Waldo they all ask.. Most people don't really know where he really is. However, I know where he is and it's rather hard to find him. Most of the time he is walking in the streets of New York hiding along with all the other pedestrians. Never will Waldo be walking alone, so that may be another reason why people can never find him. Other times he is walking in a busy super market or a mall, once again in a place with lots of other people. Plot twist, he is always walking by his bestest bud Jerome. Jermone does a great job of keeping Waldo hidden. Sometimes he is dressed in clown costume and other times he may even dress like a female. Either way he is keeping Waldo hidden and that is his job.

Week 6: Welcome to Horror High

Thinking back to when the Joker was in high school I could imagine him as a huge moron. He didn't have any friends because well he was just an awkward little bud and didn't know how to talk to people with out being weird. He definitely played way too many violent video games, which also made him turn into the villain he is today. The Joker was also involved in track and cross country because well ever good villain has to have good stamina. Lowkey his favorite club he was involved in was the poetry club. Which was also a reason why many people didn't like him. They done judged him to the point where he hated everybody and everything. Not only this but his picture in the yearbook had him smiling so big that a pickle could be used to measure how long it was. So he was remembered in the yearbook as the kid with the creepiest smile. His quote on the other hand was "If idiots could fly, then this place would be an airport."

Week 4: The Zombies are Marching

My survival plan is to get some of the fly board water jet things for myself and my survival gorup. That way whenever they come the have to get through water and they have to try to catch me. Not only this, but it's rather fun. In my survival group we have Slick Stone,  he's our speed and can run to get food and other supplies for us. Then we have Muscle Man Mason, he lift things out of our way so we can go through paths, roads and such. Next we have Super Sydeny, she's the sweetest little bud out there and is kind to the other survivors and helps us get shelter and food. Taylor, and Brennen.

Week 5: Teachers were Teenagers Too?

Bloop. We're going back in time and we get to see our teachers as teenagers! The first teacher I go back and see is Mr. Fahs. Psh he was that little punk who was a high key baller and part country. He's what they would now call a hipster. Plot twist, he was still really smart and an excellent student. I could probably see us being acquaintances, maybe talk about basketball every once and a while. Then we go back into Devlin's days as a teenager. She was the real shy girl, who was SUPER smart, funny, cared about everyone almost too much, but when you get to know her she is that crazy friend that everyone loves. I could definitely see us being friends because I feel as if she is like some of my friends that I have now. Then we have Hudson, she was a shy girl who didn't talk very much, she was smart, and the one everyone was scared of. Because she wouldn't talk much she scared the ones who did talk a lot. I feel like we wouldn't have been friends because I would try to talk to her and she would just stare and me and give me a strange look.

week 3: Your Life In Ink

If I saw a book that had everything that would happen in my life, I probably wouldn't read the whole thing but I would maybe read small things that doesn't really matter. For example, I would read stuff to see how I did on a test or to see if I was going to have a good day. I would definitely not read who I would get married to, how my sectionals would go, or where I was going to live. I would like to reread certain chapters in my life. I would for sure read when Mason, Stone, and I worked out every day in the summer. I would reread this because it brings back good memories for when I could actually see them every day. I would also reread my last vacation because it was super lit. We would stay up to 3 am every morning play cards against humanity, drinking chocolate milk and listening to the most hood music out there. We also were shining our really good lasers across the mountains and in to our neighbor's windows, which we got called the cops on for. (It's okay they didn't know which cabin was doing it so we didn't get caught) On this vacation we also went to this restaurant and turned up with their live band.

Week 2: Teenage Myths

What drives me crazy is when adults do not think that teenagers can't work as had as them or even close up the place because they are so young. It's like honestly I'm younger I can do more than you, I'm stronger, faster and quicker to learn things than you are. They make it seem like I'm not capable to close just because I am younger. It's not any different than any other person closing up, I know what I am supposed to do and I know exactly how to do it, so they don't need to ask me if they need to stay and help me. Also what drives me crazy is when old people accuse all of younger people that we're all terrible drivers. That is a false statement. Yes, there is some young drivers that are terrible but that doesn't mean that every other teenager is a terrible driver as well! I just feel like it's ridiculous that every teenager is brought down because of what one teenager has done. Different teenagers have more potential than other teenagers, but it work the same way for adults. Some adults have more potential than other adults, but that doesn't mean that we judge every adult for something.

Week 1: How's School

School is back in session and well I can say that I'm surely not ready for it. I'm just not in the mood you know, and I'd rather be sleeping in until 10. Anyways so far school is going alright, I mean nothing really exciting has happened. The only thing that I truly am excited for this year is the sports. Obviously I'm super pumped for volleyball because we have so much potential this year! Then there's track, literally I'm always excited for track. Basketball, I'm excited to see my Henry friends again, but lets be for real we aren't going to be that great this years. Especially if I have to be point guard, that's pretty much like putting a monkey who's lived in the zoo its whole life into the jungle. NOT a good idea. The only classes that I'm really looking forward to are Spanish, English, and Yearbook and that's pretty much just because I can talk during them. Also because I guess I'm not too terribly bad at them, but if you think about it you can't really be bad at Yearbook. My only goals this year are to stay focused and make it through the year alive.