Week 20: 7th grade again

Oh my goodness, 7th grade again I can't even.
TIP NUMBER ONE: Madison, girl it's time to drop those bangs. Those things are getting you nowhere in life- glow up game needs to be faster.
TIP NUMBER TWO: It's time to get in shape. Man eating pizza rolls and popcorn chicken every night for dinner is really starting to show. It's time to lose some weight and get in shape my friend.
TIP NUMBER THREE: You need to start working hard for sports and working out. Don't just do the motions because you literally don't get anywhere doing that.
TIP NUMBER FOUR: Do NOT date Austin Anderson, girl junior high relationships do not get you anywhere.
TIP NUMBER FIVE: Actually try in school and study for tests and such. You're actually a lot smarter than what you think you are. \
TIP NUMBER SIX: Listen to Mason, he's literally always right. Even when you don't want him to be right he will be. Especially when it's about boyfriends he knows exactly how each one of them are.

Week 19: I Never Knew that About you

So most of you know me pretty well, but there are some things that many people don't know about me. Even though I am a pretty loud and crazy girl, I have a bunch of thoughts that I keep to myself. Also I have also made my cousin's neighbor's yard pretty lit, literally. Back in 7th grade we were messing around with fireworks and set their neighbor's grass on fire. Luckily we had fireman Grant with a hose ready to put it out. Then there's also the time where my cousins, brothers, and myself got the cops called on us before. It was when we were down in Tennessee, we happened to be shining lasers in our neighbor's cabin and across the mountains. However, the cops didn't know which house was shining the lasers, so they didn't come to our cabin. Another thing you don't know about me is when I've almost died. So I was probably around 4 years old and loved to chew on the ends of water balloons. My mom always yelled at me but I never listened to her. One day I was just chewing away when the balloon popped and I started choking on it. My Mom's friend reacted so quickly, she shoved her finger down my throat and got it out luckily.

Week 18: Siblings by Chance, Friends by Choice

Omg there's so much to tell about my two amazing brothers Stone and Mason. First off Stone is the one who has taught me all I know about basketball and has always been there to talk to me about sports. He's also super funny and we make a really good team for annoying my mom. Then there's Mason, he's my role model in my life and I appreciate him so much. Mason is the reason I am who I am today. Not only has he taught me how to eat healthy, but also has taught me how to work hard and how to become the best athlete I can be. Not only this but he has high standards for me and expects me to reach them which I appreciate so much. Our relationship isn't like every the usual siblings, even though he is up in college he still calls me and checks on me and makes sure I am making the right decisions. I just love Mason and Stone so much words can't explain how much they mean to me. All I can say is that I am super thankful to have them in my life, and I can say that I do miss them both very much. The three of us together make the best team and we also do make the best Triller's together.

Week 17: Good News Everyone

Whew. It's a tid bit nip nip out here. I have just awoken from sleeping for 1,000 years and I think I'm lost. This place where I used to live is pretty upbeat and exciting. I went to "East Peoria" which is now what they call "Vibeville". The buildings were all so pretty and made of marble and the roads were light blue with clean white lines. One thing that made me want to die was that Smoothie King wasn't there anymore. I tried googling it but apparently that wasn't a thing anymore. I walked into a store to ask them how to google things and they just looked at me like I was dumb. Later I found out that they have these bracelets on their wrists that track everything for you and act as a phone. It's something you can't take off either, once you're born then place it on you and it grows as you grow too. Jeez apparently I'm way out of things, if you need me I'll be taking a nap.