Week 17: Good News Everyone

Whew. It's a tid bit nip nip out here. I have just awoken from sleeping for 1,000 years and I think I'm lost. This place where I used to live is pretty upbeat and exciting. I went to "East Peoria" which is now what they call "Vibeville". The buildings were all so pretty and made of marble and the roads were light blue with clean white lines. One thing that made me want to die was that Smoothie King wasn't there anymore. I tried googling it but apparently that wasn't a thing anymore. I walked into a store to ask them how to google things and they just looked at me like I was dumb. Later I found out that they have these bracelets on their wrists that track everything for you and act as a phone. It's something you can't take off either, once you're born then place it on you and it grows as you grow too. Jeez apparently I'm way out of things, if you need me I'll be taking a nap.