Friday, January 27, 2017

Week 20: 7th grade again

Oh my goodness, 7th grade again I can't even.
TIP NUMBER ONE: Madison, girl it's time to drop those bangs. Those things are getting you nowhere in life- glow up game needs to be faster.
TIP NUMBER TWO: It's time to get in shape. Man eating pizza rolls and popcorn chicken every night for dinner is really starting to show. It's time to lose some weight and get in shape my friend.
TIP NUMBER THREE: You need to start working hard for sports and working out. Don't just do the motions because you literally don't get anywhere doing that.
TIP NUMBER FOUR: Do NOT date Austin Anderson, girl junior high relationships do not get you anywhere.
TIP NUMBER FIVE: Actually try in school and study for tests and such. You're actually a lot smarter than what you think you are. \
TIP NUMBER SIX: Listen to Mason, he's literally always right. Even when you don't want him to be right he will be. Especially when it's about boyfriends he knows exactly how each one of them are.

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